What’s a cute young phone sex girl to do? I have got to make some money this week or I’ll be in deep doo-doo, but I really need some hot cock in me too, and while some of you anything goes phone sex guys are into that—I’ve done live fucking calls before—I can’t tonight. I’ve got a tight window to get my cuddly teddy bear of a man into my tight teen twat… but I’m broke as shit, dude.
So if I’m going to keep my horny ass inside doing barely legal phone sex, then you guys have really got to BRING IT. Because I’m going to need about half a dozen orgasms to really clear my head, dude. Where are my marathon men at?? I need them on the phone stat! If I can’t have the real thing, then I’m going to be screaming your fucking ear off. So get your dick out and dial, dude!
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Posted on December 3rd, 2011 by Shyann | No Comments »
OMG THERE ARE TOTALLY TWLIGHT CONVENTIONS!!!!! This is much better than those lame ass sci-fi thingies with the unwashed boys my age trying to tell me about different episodes of Star Track or whatever. TWILIGHT DUDE!!!!! I am definitely going to go, and I will suck some Twilight cock.
I don’t care if it’s the fucking best boy or assistant editor, I will suck the dick of someone associated with Twilight. I do plenty of young voice phone sex to pay for it, too! Although some of them are pretty far away. Do they make you wear panties at conventions? Let’s see, there’s a hotel stay, admission, goodies and autographs… on the other hand, I may have to do lots of anything goes phone sex to do before I can pull this off.
But as soon as I get there, I will be surrounded by TWILIGHT shit, DUDE!!! I’m no starfucker, but if I can get some dick of some actors, you know I’ll tell you all about it during some no limits phone sex. TEAM SHYANN FTW!!!!
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Posted on June 17th, 2011 by Shyann | No Comments »
I definitely prefer older men to the boys my own age. Dude, they totally fuck better. I don’t mean cheap phone sex, I’m talking about full on dick-in-pussy activity.
Experience is so important. Also, older guys tend to be more thankful, since they tend to fuck less than their useless, younger, hornier counterparts.
When I get a dude who’s my age in a no taboo phone sex call, it’s over in minutes. But the older, cuddly guys know who to hold off and make sure that you come first! Rule of thumb: if you’re my age and calling me on the phone, I’m faking it. If you’re the age of my Old Man and doing some anything goes phone sex, then chances are I’m doing exactly what you think I’m doing.
So here’s to older men, and the cuddly fuzzy man that’s my Old Man. He makes me come multiple times, and extra hard, while the boys I fuck try to come really hard, multiple times, period.
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Posted on May 20th, 2011 by Shyann | No Comments »
I have been ogling over all the pictures taken at that big fucking nerdfest in California. All those big boobie girls in superhero costumes! They need a big old patented Shyann Motorboat!
No I have to give props to my nerd fans. Cheap phone sex is like pure gold to them, since they can’t actually get laid. But I hate to break it to them that a lot of those chicks at comicon are fucking out of work actresses who don’t even read your fucking favorite zombie comic book or whatever.
But who cares? BIG BOOBIES RIGHT???!?!?!!! Hellz yeah, baby. I’m not gay, but I’m totally boobiesexual. And I will award some free fetish phone sex to the nerd who can connect me with some of those hot boobie girls.
I love nerds. Wanna know why? They’re the only people my age who actually read fucking sex manuals, dude! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I hate boys my age because they can’t fuck, but the closest I ever get to sexual satisfaction from my own generation, is sexing a nerd.
Now you wanna talk about heaven? Show me a roly poly older man, a nerd all grown up, and you know he’s got the experience to really lay it on you. And chances are you won’t have to compete with other hot chicks for them! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
So excuse me while I slip on this Princess Leia slave bikini… I think I heard some nerdtastic role play phone sex coming in….
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Posted on April 29th, 2011 by Shyann | No Comments »
Goodbye stinky old waitressing job, hello brand new one! YES!!! I am employed, dude! Don’t worry, I’ll still have time for all the barely legal phone sex you guys can handle. And you guys can handle a lot!!! My phone’s been burning up this week!
But back to my new job. I have traded in the apron, serving tray and lame sex with staff in the stockroom of the average waitress (MEN don’t wait tables, BOYS do—lame, lame lame) for the mystique, dignity and pure cocktease power of the BEVERAGE CART BIMBO. That’s right! Your favorite coed phone sex chick is selling beer on the golf course!
It’s my dream job, dude. All these cuddley MEN swinging their dicks—I mean, clubs—and flirting with me and shit. I sell them beer out of the golf cart and give out my phone number (the non-cheap phone sex one) to the ones with the cuddliest bellies and the most money.
I laugh like they’re the funniest thing in the world and that I don’t get the secret sex talk they’re sneaking into their conversation. OMG DUDE NO I HAVEN’T HAD SEX WITH ANY OF THEM. I just started. Give me a couple of weeks to get going. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
So excuse me, because I’m scoping out someone who can go 22 holes. 18 on the course, the 19th hole at the bar, and then the three I carry around with me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG like I’m even going to use fucking geometry. THIS HOMEOWRK FUCKING SUCKS DUDE. I am a young voice phone sex princess and the only geometry I need to know is how to line up boy parts with girl parts and make sure they connect.
I totally don’t get this x and y shit. I mean if it was XXX I’d know what to do, whip out my vibrator and go to town. But only one X is boring. That’s like rated R but trying hard! LOLOLOLOLOL
And y? I don’t know y! Yuk yuk yuk. Can you tell I’m bored? Can you tell I’m horny? I’ve got my books open and paper out and I know I look all smart and shit, but I’m just not feeling it, yo. I’d rather be feeling laid in the shade, if you know what I mean.
Tell you what, the first person to call me for some of my patented school girl phone sex will get laid like a new floor. Then maybe I can get some studying done after I get my phone freak on. Or if you have something else I should study, then dude you need to tell me about it!
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Posted on August 13th, 2010 by Shyann | No Comments »