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Goodbye stinky old waitressing job, hello brand new one! YES!!! I am employed, dude! Don’t worry, I’ll still have time for all the barely legal phone sex you guys can handle. And you guys can handle a lot!!! My phone’s been burning up this week!
But back to my new job. I have traded in the apron, serving tray and lame sex with staff in the stockroom of the average waitress (MEN don’t wait tables, BOYS do—lame, lame lame) for the mystique, dignity and pure cocktease power of the BEVERAGE CART BIMBO. That’s right! Your favorite coed phone sex chick is selling beer on the golf course!
It’s my dream job, dude. All these cuddley MEN swinging their dicks—I mean, clubs—and flirting with me and shit. I sell them beer out of the golf cart and give out my phone number (the non-cheap phone sex one) to the ones with the cuddliest bellies and the most money.
I laugh like they’re the funniest thing in the world and that I don’t get the secret sex talk they’re sneaking into their conversation. OMG DUDE NO I HAVEN’T HAD SEX WITH ANY OF THEM. I just started. Give me a couple of weeks to get going. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
So excuse me, because I’m scoping out someone who can go 22 holes. 18 on the course, the 19th hole at the bar, and then the three I carry around with me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!
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