Fetish Phone Sex
I have been ogling over all the pictures taken at that big fucking nerdfest in California. All those big boobie girls in superhero costumes! They need a big old patented Shyann Motorboat!
No I have to give props to my nerd fans. Cheap phone sex is like pure gold to them, since they can’t actually get laid. But I hate to break it to them that a lot of those chicks at comicon are fucking out of work actresses who don’t even read your fucking favorite zombie comic book or whatever.
But who cares? BIG BOOBIES RIGHT???!?!?!!! Hellz yeah, baby. I’m not gay, but I’m totally boobiesexual. And I will award some free fetish phone sex to the nerd who can connect me with some of those hot boobie girls.
I love nerds. Wanna know why? They’re the only people my age who actually read fucking sex manuals, dude! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I hate boys my age because they can’t fuck, but the closest I ever get to sexual satisfaction from my own generation, is sexing a nerd.
Now you wanna talk about heaven? Show me a roly poly older man, a nerd all grown up, and you know he’s got the experience to really lay it on you. And chances are you won’t have to compete with other hot chicks for them! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
So excuse me while I slip on this Princess Leia slave bikini… I think I heard some nerdtastic role play phone sex coming in….
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