OMG THERE ARE TOTALLY TWLIGHT CONVENTIONS!!!!!  This is much better than those lame ass sci-fi thingies with the unwashed boys my age trying to tell me about different episodes of Star Track or whatever.  TWILIGHT DUDE!!!!!  I am definitely going to go, and I will suck some Twilight cock.

I don’t care if it’s the fucking best boy or assistant editor, I will suck the dick of someone associated with Twilight.  I do plenty of young voice phone sex to pay for it, too!  Although some of them are pretty far away.  Do they make you wear panties at conventions?  Let’s see, there’s a hotel stay, admission, goodies and autographs… on the other hand, I may have to do lots of anything goes phone sex to do before I can pull this off.

But as soon as I get there, I will be surrounded by TWILIGHT shit, DUDE!!!  I’m no starfucker, but if I can get some dick of some actors, you know I’ll tell you all about it during some no limits phone sex. TEAM SHYANN FTW!!!!